You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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