Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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