Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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