It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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