Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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