Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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