Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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