what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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