Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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