Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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