if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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