I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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