Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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