Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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