You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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