the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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