all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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