you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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