Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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