Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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