He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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