so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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