You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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