Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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