i permit you to call me
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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