But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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