My hand turned me down
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i came on her dog
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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