spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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