i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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