True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just tell him i said nine months
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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