I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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