i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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