Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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