The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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