Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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