I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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