remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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