It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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