i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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