you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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