I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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