3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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