i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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