You're so nebulous sometimes
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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