I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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