He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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