I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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