you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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