yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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