This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
