i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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