You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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