I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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