This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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